TELL OUR YANKEE FRIENDS TO BUTT OUT!
Thursday, September 28th, 2017
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
TELL
OUR YANKEE
FRIENDS TO BUTT OUT!
Our friends up
north need to let it go. According to a cross section of northern
commentators, the Second Reconstruction may be over, but they think a third one
may be necessary.
Consider the Washington
Post’s take in an Op Ed by their columnist Harold Meyerson. He
suggests that, “Underpinning all this was the virulent racism of the white
Southern establishment.” But he’s just warming up. He goes on to
say: “If the federal government wants to build a fence that keeps the
United States safe from the danger of lower wages and poverty and their
attendant ills – and the all around fruitcakery of the right wing white South –
it should build the fence from Norfolk to Dallas. There is nothing wrong with
the fence as long as you put it in the right place.”
When you refer to
Southerners as fruitcakes, and suggest a border to keep them in their place, it
reflects a weird desire for sectionalism, and a long tired grudge to keep
re-fighting the Civil War. Look, we down here acknowledge that the South
lost the war. Oh, it was close, and bull-headed politicians on both sides
caused over one million solders to die. But that was then, and most of
the South has let it go. But it appears that many in the North still have
trouble with it.
Sure there are
racial issues to deal with. Remember the racial breakdown in the O.J.
Simpson trial out in California? Polls showed it to be 90-10.
Overwhelmingly, whites thought Simpson was guilty. Over 90% of
African-Americans believed he was innocent. I can remember watching split
TV screens showing African-American groups cheering, and rooms full of whites
shaking their heads in disgust. Racial issues and unrest are still realities
all over America.
As I travel
throughout the country, I’m still somewhat surprised by the stereotypes of
southern living held by a good number of those folks living above the
Mason-Dixon Line. Oh, we have our share of Good Ole’ Boys, and I do tell
my share of redneck jokes. I miss George Jones, I like country music, and
I do drink Dixie Beer. But the South is not all Bubbas and banjos.
Well, all right, I do play the banjo and my doctor’s name is Bubba. But a
number of northern opinions reflect the South as being outside what is
considered to be the American norm.
Many
non-southerners form an opinion of the whole south from movie stereotypes
like Steel Magnolias, Sweet Home Alabama, and The Help. TV hits like the Dukes of
Hazard, Mayberry, and The Beverly
Hillbillies created impressions that will stick with viewers
from Boston to San Francisco for a lifetime. And who can forget Deliverance? There’s a great deal of nostalgia about
an earlier way of southern life and romantic notions about southern life today.
Sure we love to watch and re-watch Gone with the Wind. But so
do millions, not just all over the U.S., but also all over the world.
Numerous writers
migrated to New Orleans to find their creative juices. Tennessee
Williams, Robert Penn Warren, Sherwood Anderson, William Faulkner, Eudora Welty
and Ernest Hemingway, to name a few. Food? You can have New York and San
Francisco. I’ll take Emeril Lagasse, John Besh and a host of other
Southern restaurateurs any day. And at half the northern price. Maybe,
just maybe, there is some envy about a culture that seems to produce an
inordinate number of “rednecks” that are talented, creative, and so successful
that it puts the rest of the country to shame.
Jazz, the blues
and country music were born in the South. Did you know that America’s
first opera house was in the New Orleans French Quarter? And what about
American patriotism and commitment? 47% of all the U.S. military
casualties in Afghanistan were from the South.
Not only can the
South be eloquently defended, there’s a case to be made for southern exceptionalism.
Sure there are continuing problems to be worked out, just as there are all over
America. And maybe there is a case for reconstruction. Not because the
south wants to “rise again.” No, it’s a reconstruction of bigoted and
outdated northern attitudes that have held both north and south back for many
years. You folks up north take care of your “fruitcake” comments, and
we’ll do our best to handle Paula Dean. Oh, but can you pass on the grits and
biscuits?
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Jim
Brown’s syndicated column appears each week in numerous newspapers throughout
the nation and on websites worldwide. You can read all his past columns
and see continuing updates at http://www.jimbrownusa.com. You can also hear Jim’s
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